Friday, 11 June 2010

John B. Eichhorn, Chief Financial Officer, Tropos Networks

NEW CATEGORY: Possibly Used To Be A Woman.



14 years of hormone therapy later, that goatee is his trophy.

18 comments:

  1. Either far too much makeup, or photoshop or he's not a real person and is actually a latex dummy the company brings out for photographs at press events because the actual executives all look like Gerald Cumming

    Brave shirt/tie/jacket material combo.
    Button down collar loses him points.

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  2. Johah Blechman11 June 2010 at 11:49

    I agree. Seems to kinda have that pasty gay metro look.

    That's OK as long as you like pasty gays. Maybe if he bulked up some, and was more of a hulk like these guys in the San Francisco Gay Parade.... I dunno.

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  3. Johah Blechman11 June 2010 at 12:17

    Photographer decided not to snap a lap portrait with John grasping one of his cherished books ....

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  4. I have to admit I do like the tie. A bold design, but intriguing nonetheless. The jacket is an interesting choice as well. I guess he deserves points for making all of this work somehow (as evidenced by us being more concerned about his face).

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  5. Some corporate photographers still haven't understood the 'less is more' rule to retouching.... unless they just enjoy using the strongest Glamour setting on Imagenomic's Portraiture plugin.

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  6. Man he looks like he needs to be on the registry for sex offenders

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  7. Great, trans jokes. Kicks us some mores! PLEASE! I don't get enough of that as it is. **sigh**

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  8. Doesn't that metro hulk on the right look like "Friends", Joey Tribbiani??? Or is it John Kenner again in drag ?

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  9. cripes! Who dresses this man, a muppet? Checked shirt, diagonal stripe tie, houndstooth jacket. Are you f'n kidding me?

    If he dresses himself, he must be one hell of a CFO.

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  10. the residing hair line is what gets me

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  11. Hey Bro,

    Did you have a face lift lately?

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  12. I don't care what shape you're in/or what you are wearing...you're still my #1 son...
    Love & Prayers, mom

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  13. That's a whole lot of forehead--botox or photoshop?? You look pretty good to us!!!

    EI Staff

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  14. Seriously - who dresses this guy? He can't have a wife. No woman would let their husband out of the house in this outfit. He looks like he could have been a "cool guy" at one point in his life, but has seriously become a complete CFO nerdly type, poor thing!

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  15. I tend to like the sports jacket. I think it has a lot of taste.

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  17. He looks better in Chaps. Much better

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