Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Saul B. Cohen, President, Hammond Residential GMAC Real Estate

Looks more like a scared woodland creature than a businessman. We can't help but picture him emerging from a pile of leaves with a worm in his mouth, noticing us, then scurrying back underneath the leaves to safety. He's more afraid of us than we are of him.

Come back! We weren't going to harm you, Saul! Here, have the crust off my sandwich.


Looks weak. You'd quite happily talk over any points he tried to raise at the weekly Monday morning strategy meet. "Yeah, whatever, Saul. I could do with a coffee. Who else? Six coffees please, Saul, and, what? OK, Deborah. And a glass of water for Deborah. Now, as far as I'm concerned, the problem with Saul's expansion idea..."
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7 comments:

  1. Carr17 June 2009 at 13:43

    "Mum, I found this old man sitting on a bench in the park. Can we keep him?"

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  2. Trilby17 June 2009 at 18:57

    I think this look means Mrs. Cohen is going to be finding a "present" in her slippers when she wakes up.

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  3. Anonymous18 June 2009 at 21:27

    nice writing there Mr. Cutlackowitz.

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  4. Anonymous10 November 2010 at 19:02

    Hey Guys, I've worked with this man for over 25 years. He has to be one of the nicest, most intelligent, creative men I have ever met!

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  5. The CEO11 November 2010 at 17:33

    No one said he wasn't nice, just a bit elvish or like a hedgehog. You can't get upset about being compared to a hedgehog.

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